asians

asians
1. (asians) (2678↑, 1170↓)
im so tired of asians who think they are the best and have sns like aznboi4life and shit. i am asian and i dont think we are better than anyone else. asians are just people from asia

asians are just people

2. (asians) (2020↑, 682↓)
- A person from Asia or with Asian roots (that is it, nothing more, nothing less) Common stereotypes: - All Asians are martial artists: A lot are, but not all. - Asians have small eyes: Not true, Asians have tighter skin, whilst Europeans have looser skin. This is also true in the eye region. Therefore giving the impression that Asians have smaller eyes when this is not true. -Asians have small penises: FALSE\! Almost all academic study and scientific research ever undertaken has proven that Asian penises are just as large as Caucasian penises. The average for both are approximately 5.5 to 6 inches. However, Asian men do not stray far from this average, whilst Caucasian men do. For every Caucasian man with a 9 inch penis, there is one with a 3 inch one. And for every Asian with a 7 inch penis, there is one with a 5 inch one. There are more Caucasians with large penises, but there are also more Caucasians with smaller penises. Yes, penises smaller than Asians. This is fact\! This information has also been known for a long time, but people like to perpetuate myths. -Asians are short: This is not genetic and not necessarily true. A lot of Asians are short due to diet. It lacks protein and dairy. It is healthier and hence Asians tend to live longer, but it does not promote physical growth as much. However, for Asians with a "Western" diet, they tend to be just as tall, if not taller than their Caucasian counterparts. A lot of the tallest people on earth are Asian. A famous example is NBA star Yao Ming. - Asians are smart: This stereotype is actually true. Asians have one of the highest average IQ's in the world. The average Asian American IQ is approximately 120, whilst the Average Caucasian American is approximately 100. However, just like penis size, the IQ varies greatly for Caucasians and less for Asians. There is a higher percentage of Caucasians with very high IQ's (around 150) than Asians. Although for every Caucasian with an IQ of 150, there are Caucasians with an IQ of only 50. - All Asians are rich/poor: There is a stereotype that Asians are either really rich or poor third world people. Since the two conflict with each other, it is obvious that neither is true. There are rich and poor Asians, just like rich and poor White and Black people. - Asian women are submissive, subservient, sex craving, etc. Asian men are dominating, patriarchal, sexist etc: False\! Asian women are given a lot of respect and power by Asian men. Asian women can also be materialistic, agressive and dominating (ask any man who has dated an Asian). Many Asian countries treat women as equals and many women keep their surnames. In Asian culture, it is generally accepted that the man does the talking in public and act gentlemanly, whilst the woman has control at home. In Western culture, it is the opposite. Caucasian women are given the impression of power in public, but is often told that the kitchen is her place at home. "A man's home is his castle" is a Western saying. "Women hold up half the heavens" is Asian. There have been no female presidents, but there have been female emperors in Asia. - All Asians are "blah": False. Half the world's population is Asian. How can "ALL" Asians (approx. 3 billion people) be any particular thing? Stop the hating, stop the racism. It tears our communities apart. No race is superior to another's.

"The average penis is 5.5 to 6 inches. Mine is way longer and bigger than that, this is because I'm Asian." "All Asians are \<insert anything here\> since I've personally met all 3 billion of them. Or maybe I'm just ignorant and know nothing about Asians." "Most Asians are good people. They start up businesses, offer services to communities, raise the country's GDP, pay their taxes, boost the country's economy and share with everyone their culture."

3. (Asians) (494↑, 169↓)
Contrary to a lot of definitions out there I really think Asians are people who belong to the continent of Asia, not just individuals of Chinese Japanese Korean Vietnamese or Cambodian origin.

Asia comprises of various countries, the inhabitants of which are Asians.

4. (asians) (505↑, 186↓)
I'm asian and i realized that the world is fucked up and needs to stop hating. just because we are stated to have small eyes or small penises is fucking stupid. Wanna know my size? look down in my pants. just stop all the hating.

asians are asians. white people are white people black people are black people we are who we are. dont judge.

5. (Asians) (471↑, 233↓)
Someone who is from the far east. Not to be confused with [azn]. Even though the continent of Asia is implyed, typically "Asian" does not include Russians, Indians, Pakistanis, etc.

I am from Japan, China, Vietnam, Korea, or Cambodia, etc. Therefore, I am Asian.

6. (Asians) (486↑, 315↓)
Asian's have a beautiful culture. And the most brilliant, respectful, and inspiring religion comes from the Asian country Tibet which, incase you were wondering, is Buddhism. I would have to say that Asian people know what's going on.

Our inability to stand someone results from our lack of cultivation. Having a wider heart and mind is more important than having a larger house. Happiness does not come from having much, but from being attached to little. -Venerable Cheng Yen

7. (Asians) (202↑, 82↓)
I'm so tired of this azn4life and shit. I'm Asian and I think that Asians are just people from Asia.

Asians are just people

8. (Asians) (339↑, 257↓)
Asians are the all-powerful beings who can do anything. They are close to the top of the life chain (think like the food chain). The only beings that are more powerful than Asians are Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris. The only reason we do not actually see Asians doing these divine feats is because they do not want us to see them. Because of this all of the asian countries have actors in them that pretend to walk around and go to work like normal people, that way they wont seem too powerful. If their power is too great they might make it seem like something totally different. For example, all hurricanes are the result of a Asian child who spun too fast on the Merry-Go-Round.

Me: Shit, there's an asian in this contest, we can't win... Other Guy: Damn, you're right. Asian: *sneezes* World: *explodes* Asian: Oops... God: Grrr, those Asians always make me look bad...

Author: GreatHammurabi http://asians.urbanup.com/1847949
9. (Asians) (107↑, 36↓)
People of Asia. End of story. A lot of the definitions, and comments are just plain embarrassing. They're honestly just making us look worse. What I have just said is the only definition, stop connecting things to something so simple. There shouldn't be any connotation to this word, just a simple definition.

asian4eva224534: We are the best, and so cool\! Me: No. asian4eva224534: You are just jealous, you are not a true Asian\! Me: .. No. Shut up. person3847: You fucking Asians with your small ass eyes, no wonder you can't drive go back to Asia\! Me: What the fuck, I have bigger eyes than you.

Author: Sincerely, Tiffany http://asians.urbanup.com/3535459
10. (asians) (432↑, 362↓)
Oh k i am an asian and i don't appreciate the fact that people make fun of asians for having small eyes and we can't drive friggan cars because we can't see shit with them and that asian guys have small penises or saying dumb shit like 'ching chang chong?' which is like fucken gibberish to us. like i mean i laugh at the asian jokes like how do you blind fold an asian???........DENTAL FLOSS or you go up to an asian with pigtails and say ohh what is the matter did your mom tie your pigtails to tight (get it because of your eyes) but i think that you "haters" who criticize us asians are just jealous that you can't be as smart as us and have such AMAZING skills in badminton or ping pong or math just watch one day ASIANS will rule the world and then we'll see who is laughing now bitch\! and asians are not fucken anoyying and not EVERYONE hates asians dumb asians suck and ??? stupid pussies that wont tell their name because thay are scared to tell an asian straight to their face they suck come on if you say they are so short and have small balls then i think you should be able to do that.

Asians are the greatest \!\!\!

11. (Asians) (134↑, 74↓)
Well I would like to first say in this definition that I have an Uncle from Japan so I know what I'm talking about when I write this. A common Stereotype for an Asian (On This Site): "Asians all have small eyes" Well I have some startling News for all you racists out there: You can generally be part Asian and still look Caucasian. And I am Japanese and Caucasian so I know. I look Caucasian. Its just my Uncle that makes me Japanese. Another stereotype: I've heard people say that Asians have "Small Penises". Well you're going too far right there. Thats just mean distasteful and offensive. Seriously. Who would want to be stereotypes like that? Nope I didn't think so.

Stop Stereotyping The Asians\!

12. (Asians) (70↑, 31↓)
Asians are just people from Asia. I know some can have their ego or can be very annoying. But that's just individual, because not everybody hates asians. And the jokes about tiny eyes, small penises, bad driving dont make sense, this is just judging about all asians, when it isnt even true, like, have you seen how all asians drive? This is impossible, because there are too many asians to control them. And the penises, even when they are SMALLER, why would you care, are you gay, our sizes is none of your business? And with the eyes, we can see enough. Thinking like this is just fking up the worldpeace. The Asians who think they're cool, and say like Azn4life and put "azn"in their in-game-name, and type with caps and normal letters, are just stupid. But that doesn't mean all asians do that. I've never seen a dutch asian doing that so much, so problably it's only in America,or different on all places, which make you white people or whatever having a bad impression about asia and their people. Asians exists and you can't do anything about it, except accepting the fact that they exist. In the netherlands the white people problably think way different about asian than you americans. Which is, they're often nicer,that's what i can say by comparing.Maybe they can think the same way, but they're not that sad and pathetic to put the definitions in a dictionary, like what the hell? All this bullshyt just doesn't make sense. Asians are just people from asia, not more. There can be those annoying asians, but there are annoying white people, black people etc. too. So you don't even have the right to say such things about asians, when you can't even correct your own people. Changes start by yourself and then you can change others. I'm an asian, i know what the rest of them do wrong, you accuse them of being ego, so i didn't become ego, want me to socialize? i'll do it, im an easy going person, so i didnt't do the same, i live like a dutch person, so everyone accepts and loves me the way i am and the way i look like. We are who we are, we do what we do, we live like how we want to live, ego or social, if you can't accept this, then ignore it. Like i said, Asians are just people. like the rest of the world. But there are always the ones who act and live on another way.

White guy: Hey asians, chinky people\! Asian: Shut up\! Did i say anything about u?. White guy: Ohh sikee, you're right, i'm sorry. Asian: It's okay, but i'll chop your head next time.

13. (Asians) (51↑, 15↓)
"Asians", in the [U.S.], are folks with ancestors from south Asia, east Asia, and southeast Asia -- anywhere in-between Pakistan, Japan, and Indonesia.

Sushi, curry, boba tea, nasi goreng, and halo-halo are all made by Asians.

14. (Asians) (48↑, 24↓)
Coming from a [Dominican], [East Asians] are some of the coolest and most under-appreciated people of all time. *cough* [KevJumba] *cough*. Here are some characteristics of MOST [Asian people]: [smart], [shy], [hard-working], [loyal], [friendly], never reject people, never discriminate people, never complain,[soft-spoken], [trustworthy], obey rules, and most of all great to hang out with. Plus [Asian girls] are [underrated] when it comes to looks. And Asians also have [great hair]. But [Asian] people, as [perfect] as they sound, also have some negatives. There are alot of [Asian-Americans] who have been spoiled by [American] and [African-American][culture] and therefore have turned into your [typical American]: [stupid], [lazy], [loud], [arrogant], quick to reject etc. Your typical Asians biggest flaw is their [shyness] and their [social anxiety] torwards non-Asians. My school is about 50% Asian and most of them barely talk at all unless it's to a teacher or another Asian. Once you get to know them though, they begin to lose their shyness and act normal just like all shy people.

There is a reason why Asians are taking over the world and it's because they worked hard for it.

15. (asians) (61↑, 40↓)
the hottest freaking girls ever\!\!\!\! i.e.- Hyori Lee, Kumi Koda, Ayoomi Lee \<333

Asians have such hot girls\!\!\! I want an asian girlfriend

16. (Asians) (27↑, 10↓)
People living in, or having ancestors from, the continent of Asia or some part of Asia. In the [United States], "Asians" are people with ancestors from south Asia, east Asia, and southeast Asia -- that is, anywhere in the triangle between Pakistan, Japan, and Indonesia. In the [United Kingdom], south Asians, but not east or southeast Asians, are considered "Asians". This generally means people with ancestors from Bangladesh, India, Pakistan, and nearby areas.

Q: Why are there so few Asians in Fresno? A: Fresno has plenty of Asians, especially southeast and south Asians; you need to abandon your 1980s conception of "Asians" as meaning only east Asians.

17. (Asians) (30↑, 15↓)
Not all Asians are Chinese, Japanese, or Koreans... Not all Asians eat with Chopsticks...

Philippines, Indonesia, Malaysia, Iraq, India and the others are still Asians...

Author: random person 06 http://asians.urbanup.com/4694437
18. (Asians) (23↑, 12↓)
People with asian roots simple. People think that all asians get straight A's and let me tell you this is not true most asians can get straight A's but then againg there are some who dont. People say that we have small eyes but if you look at my eyes and say they look small then you're just stupid and you should open your eyes. People say that asians have small penis's well that also is not true because like most people in the world there are some who have big penis's and there are some who have small penis's, asians are no different. There are also those ignorant people who hate asians and say things like "a bunch of posing fags that pretty much copy what ever white people make. for example, all genres of techno" courtesy of asianhater206 well it maybe true that white people made techno and that we copied them but let's see what white people have copied from asians: paper, gunpowder, oil painting, many medicines, poison, the compass, firecrackers, tea, lanterns, calligraphy, [martial arts], chess, pottery, printing, karaoke, most video games, graphing calculators, [noodles], soap, acupuncture, cannons, toilet paper, chopsticks, [swords], [Suzuki], [Honda], Civic, Toyota, Yamaha. so dont say that we're stupid because i copied techno because im also pretty sure you're copying from the person who invented music.

Guy: god i hate asians Asian: why is that? Guy: because your kind are a bunch of gay fucking nerds who have nothing else to do but study Asian: hahaha don't be mad at my race because we're all smarter than your stupid ass

19. (asians) (343↑, 335↓)
the coolest people on earth

dude: is she asian? dude2: yea dude: wow, she must be cool

20. (Asians) (8↑, 3↓)
People who are really hard-working. It's because they care about their future so much so they work hard and get straight A. Where i live (Hong Kong), students here are REALLY REALLY aggressive, they can't bare to see their grades drop, and most of them just wanna be on top so that they can get into U, there are only less than 10 Universities here, so only students that are on the top of the pyramid can get in which gives asian students pressure, and force them to be hardworking. Most of them are shy, self-conscious about their looks, desperate to wanna make friends. But don't get the wrong idea, most of them are actually very nice;)

I'm asian and all of my friends are asians ;D

Author: LiSaLiSaFAFAFA http://asians.urbanup.com/5977921
21. (asians) (1↑, 1↓)
1. People descended from the continent of Asia 2. Females from this race have a higher STD rate than Caucasian females and is 4 times more likely to have STD's than Asian males. According to Professor Hyeouk Chris Hahm at Boston University from Boston University website from search engine : Asian American women had a higher prevalence of STDs than White women in both 1995 (10.4% vs. 7.7) and 2001 (13.5% vs. 8.3%). The incidence of STDs (not diagnosed with STDs in 1995, but developed STIs in 2001) among Asian American women was also higher than that of White women." "Moreover, the power dynamic between genders became immediately clear. Asian American women were four times more likely to have a STD than their male counterparts. This was shocking, said Hahm, It was so much higher than the males." She stated, “Asian and Pacific Islander women also have broader interracial dating patterns than Asian American men. This might explain why these women are exposed to higher rates of STDs.” According to the Banyan Tree Project (a campaign that advocates HIV awareness) website: - "Asian-American women have the highest rate of increase in new HIV infections - higher than any other ethnic group." -"The increase in HIV infections has risen alarmingly among Asian American women, and will soon surpass the rate of infections in high-risk populations. "

Asians, especially asian women, need to educate themselves on the hazards of unprotected sex and must get tested for STD's to avoid spreading the disease to others.

22. (Asians) (8↑, 22↓)
Unlike number 19s ignorance I look past racist stereotypes and think for myself, ya real original asshole, my boyfriends half Cambodian and his dads side of the family are all Cambodian and they are incredible people who treat me better than my own family. Where do you get your facts from, other ignorant assholes like you. Asians are people just like you and me but geuss what your little comment about their penis size probably stems from your need to compensate. oh how sad for you. So fuck you asshole.

Asians have small penises.

23. (Asians) (11↑, 39↓)
Yellow people that have eyes that look like lines.

Are these Asians sleepwalking, because their eyes look like lines

Author: white-washed asian123 http://asians.urbanup.com/5423682
24. (Asians) (67↑, 119↓)
A race of very intelligent people, but ironically, are very uptight about their dick size. Common trends I notice among Asians: Chinese tend to be very rude and curt while giving customer service at their restaurants. I don't know what it is, maybe it's part of their culture to be that way or they're just stressed out from work. I put up with it because I like their food. The exact opposite, the Japanese are some of the politest people you will ever come across, but tend to be rarer than any other Asians in the US. Japanese probably don't really have a good reason to come to the US except maybe getting into the easier colleges here since Japan is almost as economically stable as the US. Another cool thing about Asians is they're more likely to date outside their race more than any other. It just shows their open mindedness.

Famous Asians: Bruce Lee, Tetsuya Nomura, Ho Chi Min

Author: Mynameisnotimportant http://asians.urbanup.com/2486623
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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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